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project by malcolm freberg

updated 4.15

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If you have to ask why someone would name their website 'Whiskey and Ninja Turtles,' then you and I have some fundamental philosophical differences and I see no hope for our relationship. I'm sorry your parents raised you wrong.

But if you, like me, recognize that there never was, is, or ever will be any more fantabulous combination of concepts in this or any other universe, then you're obviously an enlightened soul and we'll get along just fine.

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Updated week-daily with brief essays/articles/haikus about whatever I feel like writing a brief essay/article/haiku about that weekday. All materials, including those face-meltingly gorgeous MS-Paint graphics, are the sole mega-legal private trademark copyright eternal property of me.

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